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"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with poison ivy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be naughty
Fa la la la la la la la la
smash a window, pop a tire
Fa la la la la la la la la
Set your teachers pants on fire
Ffa la la la la la la la la.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, fa la la la la la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa la la la, la la la la.


"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.


"Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry ChristmasFrom the bottom of my horse.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna wish you a Merry ChristmasFrom the bottom of my heart.


"Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police drive a Dodge
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad


"Frosty the Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman's got a parrot up his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Frosty the Snowman's got a carrot for his nose


"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the mountains, Dr. Pierrey To the oceans, Microphone
Original Lyrics:
From the mountains, to the prairies To the oceans, white with foam


"God Bless America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand beside her and guide her, With the light from the bite of a bug.
Original Lyrics:
Stand beside her and guide her, Through the night with the light from above.


"Good King Wencenslaus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wence's car backed out on a piece of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Gook King Wencenslaus looked out on the Feast of Stephen.


"Hail Mary Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blessed art thou, a monk swimming.
Original Lyrics:
Blessed art thou, amongst women.


"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honk, the herald angels sing
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing


"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half the hairy angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.


"It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the kids jingle belling, And everyone smelling of beer and good cheer!
Original Lyrics:
With the kids jingle belling, And everyone telling you, 'Be of good cheer!'


"Lord of The Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dancing Trees
Original Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he


"Lord's Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us
Original Lyrics:
And forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tresspass against us


"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh omelette, us adore him.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come, let us adore Him.


"Old MacDonald's Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Donald had a farm.
Original Lyrics:
Old MacDonald had a farm.


"Pledge Of Allegiance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pledge a lesson to a frog

Of the United States Of America

Into the wee-puppet for witche's hands

One Asian undergod

In the vestuble

With little tea

And just rice for all.

Original Lyrics:
I pledge allegiance to the flag

Of the United States Of America

And to the Republic for which it stands

One nation Under God

IndivisibleWith liberty

And justice for all.

"Pledge of Allegiance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I led the pidgeons to the flag
of the united states of america
And to the republic for witches' dance
One nation under guard invisible
With liver tea and just us four, all
Original Lyrics:
I pledge allegiance to the flagof the United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands
One nation under god indivisible
With liberty and justice for all


"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light a butt, then scream.
Original Lyrics:
Life is but a dream.


"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll seize you when you're sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
He sees you when you're sleeping.


"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's making a list, chicken and rice
Original Lyrics:
He's making a list and checking it twice


"Silver Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silverware
Original Lyrics:
Silver Bells

# posted by VTown_twirler @ 7:57 PM